10. "Dang, I'm OLD, officially."
9. "I thought my complexion would clear up by now."
8. "I really did NOT need for my feet to get *bigger*."
7. "I dimly recall that my hair was once ALL black."
6. "Women under age 40 now look like jail bait."
5. "I miss being able to slam dunk a basketball with authority. But being a good ballroom dancer/gardener/photographer isn't half bad."
4. "So many people I've known have died... I'm beginning to hate funerals. I need some *younger* friends."
3. "I remember my wedding and honeymoon almost 31 years ago with great clarity. Last week, however, is mostly a blur."
2. "Monday I felt like I was 112. Yesterday it seemed like I was 47. Today's not looking all that good."
And My Number 1 Thought on Turning Age 65 is...
1. "I had a really funny one, but I forgot it. Darn Senior Moments..."
