"The Top 10 NEW Redskins Team Activities..."

My Redskins are having a horrible year which (hopefully) reached its nadir yesterday with the reported upcoming suspensions by the NFL for the rest of the year of two of the Redskins best players, for use of a "recreational drug."  So, to make some light out of a dreadful situation...

 

The Top 10 NEW Redskins Team Activities...

10. Passing doobies around in the huddles.                                                  

9.  Going to the Reflecting Pool and watching all the pretty lights.  

8.  Trying to break the All-NFL team record for chowing down Double Stuf Oreos in 10 minutes.

7.  Watching the original "Star Wars" on a rookie's 108" movie screen from the front row.

6.  Dancing to the Rolling Stones' "Brown Sugar" when it's played on the stadium sound system between quarters. 

5.  Ben & Jerry's taste-testing parties.

4.  Doing bong hits while searching YouTube for new Stoner videos. 

3.  Hoovering the Munchies table after Bad Rex throws another interception, fumbles again, gets called for intentional grounding, etc.

2.  Giggling hysterically at Coach Shanahan's Yo' Momma jokes. 

And the Number 1 New Redskins Team Activity is...

1. Trying to get to the end of this list without getting distracted.