(Written 8/19/11 by ChristopherK2 for the Nice MDers Over 35 Blog)
I started thinking about that topic when I was watching a TV special about Big Cats. (I watch ANYTHING about them). It wasn't content with the usual "Big Cat Chases Down Dinner" bit, which is always fascinating. It went on to "Big Cats Chewing on Dinner." That was bad enough, but the Dinner was still alive and struggling to get away. The Big Cats meanwhile were chewing away like I would on a chicken drumstick.
Ugggh... but there aren't any Big Cats in Hagerspatch, so I really don't have to worry about that one. We DO have lots of feral cats and I *have* been looking at them a bit differently since that show.
So now my NEW least favorite way of dying is another current headline... "Brain-Eating Amoebas"! Ewwwwwwww... I *love* my brain!!!
Then there was the other recent headline about a groom getting killed on his honeymoon by a SHARK. Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckk! This, right after another of my TV favs... "Shark Week" on the Discovery channel.
Soooooooooo, stroking out while mowing the lawn is starting to look prettttttttttty good right now. And I guess I should STOP watching nature stuff on TV and reading CNN headlines for awhile. I mean, what's next, "Mutant Goldfish Maul Bambi"??? My neighbor HAS goldfish!!!
8 comments:
HAHAAH Goldfish...........That is why I never watch those shows......they are gross..........and when I watch suspenceful shows.....when they show gruesome murder seems, like one I saw the other night (Ciminal Minds) I think it was.........they were showing a man being burnt alive...........I changed the channe, till it was over...........too horrifying!
BINGO Christopher..............get a big cat and your fear of goldfish can ease up!! hahahaha
OMG Chris you are so funny! Hey there are some big cats not too far from Hagerspatch....well at least I think they are still there...go to the Catoctin Mountain Zoo....I used to work there with the tigers! Talk about some biiiiiiiiiig cats!!! They were awesome though....used to roll around on the ground with them! Best time of my life. But cleaning up after them...after they had finished gnawing on the carcasses of the still born claves we would get from neighboring farmers...ok that part....not so much fun!
<< they were showing a man being burnt alive...........I changed the channe, till it was over...........too horrifying! >>
I can normally eat pizza while watching the goriest parts of movies. But seeing real stuff seems to bother me some.
<< get a big cat and your fear of goldfish can ease up!! >> Bonnie
HA HA! I can see a cheetah dining on a gourmet dinner of goldfish!
<< OMG Chris you are so funny! >> MzTeach
Thanks!
<< Hey there are some big cats not too far from Hagerspatch.... go to the Catoctin Mountain Zoo >>
I did NOT need to know there are a bunch of Big Cats THAT close to me! I drive by there sometimes, so now I'll have nightmares about one of them stowing away in my trunk!
<< used to roll around on the ground with them! Best time of my life. >>
Lordy... You have seen those nature specials of them dining on prey that looks a LOT like YOU, right?
<> Christopher
Suuuuuuuuuuuure seen it hundreds of times....still never crossed my mind that I...me...would ever be their dinner! They were like big pussy cats...just much heavier....gotta really watch out for those PAWS!!! EEEK!
<< They were like big pussy cats... gotta really watch out for those PAWS!!! EEEK! >> MzTeach
What I tended to notice more was their BIG SHARP TEETH.
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